AISubs v3.7
No, it's a long way from here.
I'm at President Hajime's house now.
Speaking of President Hajime, he is now the strongest YouTuber in Japan.
I think he has a lot of fans.
I think many of you watching this video now have President Hajime's fans.
But are you okay with being a fan?
Don't you think that fans can only be fans and can't be anything more than that?
No.
"I want to hold President Hajime's hand," "I want to kiss President Hajime," "I want to have sex with President Hajime"
Some people think like that, don't you?
It's possible.
President Hajime is also a human being.
Maybe you can have sex with President Hajime.
Today, I'm going to make your little hope come true.
I'm going to go upstairs now and secretly set up the camera and hold hands.
I'm going to do it with a little request like that.
I'm going to set my final goal for today and see how far I can go and whether I can have sex with President Hajime.
I'd like to verify that today.
Everyone who wants to have sex with President Hajime, I'll give you hope.
I've arrived again.
What are you talking about?
Why am I editing in the middle of this?
Keep up the good work, editor.
I'm so sleepy.
Can't you use that sweat?
I can.
...
What's up?
You're smelling something.
You're like a real Messiah.
You're like a real woman.
Really?
Really!
I'm not gonna say anything in particular.
First of all...
Forty.
Then sixty.
Eighty.
It hurts!
I'll do it.
I'm scared!
It hurts!
I don't know what it is.
Don't be afraid.
I don't like it.
Because you're here with me.
That's not it!
Why is it like this?
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
It's been a while since I've seen you.
Is your part-time job over?
It's over, isn't it?
You're so small.
Did you take it off?
Did you put water on your head?
Did you take it off?
Since when did you take it off?
Since you came up.
That's a lie!
It's a home video.
You'll definitely forget about it.
No, no, no.
Three, two, one.
It hurts!
Three, two, one.
The loser says goodbye.
Really?
Three, two, one.
This is also a kiss.
The camera will definitely go somewhere again.
No, no, no.
Choose one you're good at.
It's better to lose.
This is a video.
You were taking it!
When did you take it?
I totally thought it was you.
You were talking in fake.
Were you kissing me?
I'm an idiot.
Wait a minute.
Even if you found out, it can't be helped.
If you lose with this, it's a good thing.
It's good, isn't it?
I'll give you one each time you lose.
3, 2, 1, go!
Wait!
If we lose three in a row,
it's a bad thing.
It's a bad thing!
3, 2, 1, go!
Wait!
3, 2, 1, go!
It's a bad thing!
If we lose until the end,
it's a bad thing.
Let me say it here.
My wish is to have sex with you.
That's disgusting!
Wait! I only have one left!
If we win, it's a good thing!
3, 2, 1, go!
I'll show the world
my dream of becoming a president!
If I work hard, I can become a president someday!
That's crazy!
You can do it!
I'll make it bigger.
If you work hard, you can make your dream come true!
Let's dream and live without giving up!
I'm ready!
Come on!